I just got in the door with the fucker and will be reading it starting now. I'll stop every couple of chapters to add to this post.
Actual capslock will go under a cut due to, y'know, spoilers.
...WELL DAMMIT THAT'S ONE WAY TO START OFF THE DAMN BOOK.
...Becky you poor, poor baby
--DO IT YOU LITTLE NAMELESS SLAVE IDJITS DOOOO EEEEET.
So it looks like we'll have lots of Cospinol+John Anchor tag-team brawldowns. The nakama is splitting up though. This can't be good. ._. Cospinol, John, Alice, and Carnival (not by choice) going off to fight Menoa, and Dill, Mina, and Rachel off to BE MORONS...
oh good that seems to be a dead sillister trench over there--
--WAIT THAT'S DILL'S WHY DID YOU DIE WITH IT YOU FUCKING TARD
poor Dill DDDD:
--AHAHAHAHA OH HASP we knew she got it somewhere
oh 'sup Devon
AHAHAHAHA OKAY MY OPINION OF JOHN ANCHOR HAS RISEN QUITE A BIT. YESSS HE JUST KINDA BAM AND WTFPWNED HIM THANK YOUUU ANCHOR! :DDDD;
Hi, sweetie! :DDDD;
--HEE OH MAN BECKY. ILU. JUST. ILU. This is going to cause trouble, but man oh man
"Do you know who I am? I am Ayen's eldest son. Heaven's shipwright. I am the god of brine and fog--"
BECKY I LOVE YOU
and she's made a new friend! BECKY AND MAYBE JOHN, KICKIN' ASS AND TAKIN' NAMES oh fffff yay
SERIOUSLY BECKY WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME
"I reject your pathetic revisionist version of reality and substitute my own!" AND SHE DOES IT WITH HER FISTS!
...MAN I LOVE HOW IT JUST TURNS INTO "CARNIVAL SAVES THE DAY" ALL OF A SUDDEN :DDDDDD;
And we even get to see some of the alternate continuities where things are happy, too! Even one with a happy, well-adjusted Becky! (She's still into willfully destroying everything, even!)
And Ayen gets some !!amazing!!, too!
FUCK YEAH HAPPY ENDINGGGGG